I've recently redesigned "Drink Beer, Neglect Family" for Android devices of all shapes and forms :) In case you enjoyed the original (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/658522) and own an Android device, you can now play a new and improved version wherever you are!
Here it is on the playstore:
This version features global highscores, achievements, better beer effects, revamped artwork, and tighter gameplay. And... no flashing lights ;)!
If you've never tried the original (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/658522), it is an arcade retro-platformer with a darkly humoristic story and a few gimmicks. You have to drink as much beer while avoiding your family, and every beer you drink applies a different effect. Some make you throw up, some make you unable to jump, etc.
And finally here is a gameplay vid if you're into that sort of thing: