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Recent Game Medals

Super Sharp Sword 5 Points Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step. Medal Stats.
Waiting for the bus 5 Points really? A medal? Medal Stats.
You can't handle this! 5 Points Get punched out by Tom. Medal Stats.
Mike drop 5 Points Tyson was dropped from the game in 1990 after he lost the title. Medal Stats.
StartedTheJob 5 Points Just started Medal Stats.
Starting Act 5 Points Complete the first 5 acts Medal Stats.
Confidence 25 Points You came prepared, you left a winner Medal Stats.
Cowardice 10 Points You wussed out... Medal Stats.
Enlightened Nihilism 25 Points Chill out, you don't matter Medal Stats.
Liquid Courage 10 Points A little whiskey never hurt anyone... Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 92 (From 34 different games.)

Latest News


I've recently redesigned "Drink Beer, Neglect Family" for Android devices of all shapes and forms :) In case you enjoyed the original ( and own an Android device, you can now play a new and improved version wherever you are!

Here it is on the playstore:

This version features global highscores, achievements, better beer effects, revamped artwork, and tighter gameplay. And... no flashing lights ;)!

If you've never tried the original (, it is an arcade retro-platformer with a darkly humoristic story and a few gimmicks. You have to drink as much beer while avoiding your family, and every beer you drink applies a different effect. Some make you throw up, some make you unable to jump, etc.

And finally here is a gameplay vid if you're into that sort of thing: